GREAT THINGS ABOUT IN-N-OUT BURGER * Best fast food there is * Secret Menu for devotees * Holy shit — the Bible! (see below) NOT-AS-GOOD THINGS ABOUT IN-N-OUT BURGER * Privately owned and won't franchise * None located East of the Mississippi * I don't work there (yet) My favorite Friday Follow on Twitter today [...]

Turns out, Ross Martin sucks big time. Ashley pointed this out yesterday. It's another Ross Martin, but still. Seeing a site about how much someone with your name sucks is like seeing a photo of a gravesite with your name on it:     That sucks! Here are some other Ross Martins, some of whom [...]

My friend Jesse Angelo introduced me to this incredible new, unsigned artist, Amalie Bruun, the other night. I've been listening to her song, I Feel Sick, all week: I feel sick 'Cause I had one too many, last night. I couldn't sleep… So I called up my good friend, the writer He's in the bathroom right [...]

Again we sent our intrepid office mate out to find out what exactly we are supposed to be doing. Here's Ashley Simon: Thought I'd try one more time to see if the general public could help me figure out wtf branded entertainment is. This time I ventured to my hometown in Grosse Pointe, Michigan in [...]

Not sure when I first discovered that I can wiggle my ears, but for years it's come in handy, especially when I run out of things to say in awkward social situations. "Look what I can do," I'll exclaim, pretending that I'm surprised by my own ability, as if I just discovered I could do [...]