At 8pm tonight, we are all watching this. Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, Beyonce, Sting, Shakira, Wyclef Jean, Bono and the Edge, Jay-Z, Rihanna, Coldplay, Stevie Wonder, Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake, Keith Urban, Kid Rock, Sheryl Crow and many more. Songs from the telethon will be for sale on iTunes for 99 cents beginning Saturday, [...]

Are you on a boring conference call right now and pretending to look important like this idiot is?

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After seeing this, I'm just trying to decide if I should ask Dallas Penn to make a commercial for us…and wondering why ADIDAS hasn't yet.

Props to Harlan Martin for schooling me in vocab at lunch at Brooklyn Diner.  As we ate some pigs in a blanket, my dad uttered the word "Armamentarium."  When asked if that's a real word, and if so did he know what it means, he spelled and defined it. Turns out, he was right…
ar⋅ma⋅men⋅tar⋅i⋅um  /ˌɑrməmənˈtɛəriəm, -mɛn-/
[ahr-muh-muhn-tair-ee-uhm, -men-]
noun
1. the [...]

Ok so we were returning to the office from a company-wide summit, a few thousand of us, and freakin' Debra Knippelberger comes out of nowehere and hands me a T-shirt and introduces herself. Now if you don't know the character Debra Knippelberger, here's a YouTube video of her so you get who I am [...]