Friday, February 26th, 2010
Not My Kid, But Still…
A slide from a presentation I'm doing Tuesday…

Paul just sent me the PEW Research Center's February 2010 report on Millennials. It comes with a 14 question survey that produces a score by which you can tell how "Millennial" you are. Paul was a lowly 57. I nailed an 82. Both of us are too old to really qualify. [...]
I can't give it away because I think that the mofos we're about to do this to actually read this blog, but we're planning a nice surprise next week that will make some jaws drop. And it involves this sucker:
In my family, we watch basketball games in between infomercials. My son is fluent in cures for early hair loss, ED, the perfect pull-up (and perfect push-up), the breast enhancer, sham wow, Cash-4-Gold, and now this, the Sunsetter Retractable Awning, which has changed in price, it seems, since they produced this spot, though the producers were too cheap or [...]