September 1st, 2009 • Ross Martin
It's Official: I Just Set A New World Record
Tonight, I realized a lifelong dream. Officials from the Universal Record Data Base have contacted me to confirm I set the new world record for MOST EAR WIGGLES IN :30 SECONDS.
Thank you to my family and friends, to all those who believed that one day I would amount to more than a ___________. Special thanks to the inimitable Jordan "Cosell" Berman for his expert play by play and maximum respect to Rachel Sklar and Sean Goldsmith for inspiring me to beat them.
10 Comments
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:39 am
YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:40 am
I can wiggle 76 times with both ears and nose or just one ear at a time you see in 30 second and i am coming for you mr martin!!!
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 am
I always knew you'd do something special one day. F the poetry et al. You are the proverbial Man.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 am
I can't wiggle at ALL and I am very impressed.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 am
Congratulations Ross!! Always knew you could do it! xoxo Barb Jenner
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Most ear wiggles in :30 seconds, and yet the video is three minutes long. Just saying.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
My wife has been know to ear wiggle from time to time..'clearly a skill acquired from the Kessler side of the fam. Even so, cousin Aimee couldn't dream of this level of accomplishment. Congratulations!
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Wow – I guess it's genetic. I'm the only person I know who can wiggle their ears. Amazing genes we have. We are so blessed.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Wow. Impressive. Further evidence that your human spirit knows no limits! Congrats!
September 11th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
glad to know YOUR wife had the good sense to encourage your high aspirations. your destiny is to inspire millions in rossmartinized productions – - march on in the good work.