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It’s Official: I Just Set A New World Record

September 1, 2009 — 10

Tonight, I realized a lifelong dream. Officials from the Universal Record Data Base have contacted me to confirm I set the new world record for MOST EAR WIGGLES IN :30 SECONDS. Thank you to my family and friends, to all those who believed that one day I would amount to more than a ___________. Special thanks to the inimitable Jordan "Cosell" Berman for his expert play by play and maximum respect to Rachel Sklar and Sean Goldsmith for inspiring me to beat them.

10 comments

  • SIlvio Brehms

    September 2, 2009 at 2:39 am

    YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Kristof

    September 2, 2009 at 2:40 am

    I can wiggle 76 times with both ears and nose or just one ear at a time you see in 30 second and i am coming for you mr martin!!!

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  • George

    September 2, 2009 at 2:48 am

    I always knew you'd do something special one day. F the poetry et al. You are the proverbial Man.

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  • Carole Robinson

    September 2, 2009 at 2:49 am

    I can't wiggle at ALL and I am very impressed.

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  • Bjenner

    September 2, 2009 at 2:57 am

    Congratulations Ross!! Always knew you could do it! xoxo Barb Jenner

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  • @twofones

    September 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Most ear wiggles in :30 seconds, and yet the video is three minutes long. Just saying.

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  • Rob

    September 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    My wife has been know to ear wiggle from time to time..'clearly a skill acquired from the Kessler side of the fam. Even so, cousin Aimee couldn't dream of this level of accomplishment. Congratulations!

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  • Aimee

    September 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Wow – I guess it's genetic. I'm the only person I know who can wiggle their ears. Amazing genes we have. We are so blessed.

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  • Benjamin

    September 4, 2009 at 1:19 am

    Wow. Impressive. Further evidence that your human spirit knows no limits! Congrats!

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  • Eda Kapsis

    September 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    glad to know YOUR wife had the good sense to encourage your high aspirations. your destiny is to inspire millions in rossmartinized productions – – march on in the good work.

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