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Lady Gaga Endorsing NeuroDrinks, sorta

July 2, 2009 — 0

Dear Neuro Drinks, Congratulations on getting Lady Gaga to poison her boyfriend with your "sleep enhancement drink" in the "Papparazzi" video (below).  Not sure what arrangement you made with Gaga, Jonas Akerlund and Interscope to get that done, but I'm assuming the cash helped pay for the video, and Jonas did a solid job with the integration.  This morning I awoke to nice complimentary breakfast at the W.  Amongst the popovers and jelly, a curious thing -- your NeuroSleep drink.  (((Hold up -- Why would I want to drink a drink in the morning that promotes sleep?  Anyway, that's not your problem, that's the W Hotel not thinking.))) Then I noticed something that IS your problem.  And that's why I am writing you.  Your NeuroSleep drink is designed to relax muscles, calm the mind, and increase brain function.  Not sure what that means but who cares, as long as it tastes good.  I was about to taste it, but then I realized you spelled "function" wrong on the label...so I thought I would let you know... Neurosleep by you.   Anyway, here's the Gaga video because I can't mention Gaga and not show her video or Jen Zeller will get mad...

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