July 23rd, 2009 • Ross Martin
Ross Martin Sucks
Turns out, Ross Martin sucks big time. Ashley pointed this out yesterday.
It's another Ross Martin, but still.
Seeing a site about how much someone with your name sucks is like seeing a photo of a gravesite with your name on it:
That sucks!
Here are some other Ross Martins, some of whom appear to suck more than me, some less…
"Fast" Ross Martin
"Slow" Ross Martin
"Premature Ejack" Ross Martin
"Borat" Ross Matin:
"Columbine" Ross Martin
"Captain Awesome" Ross Martin:
"Poser" Ross Martin:
"First Ross Martin To Get To Twitter" Ross Martin
"Famous" Ross Martin
I know there are many ways in which I do suck. In fact, my boss and I were talking about that just last week.
I just don't suck enough yet to motivate someone to build a site about how much I suck. Or I suck so bad that someone's taking a long time to build another site about how bad I suck, and it's just not ready yet.
Either way, it's Thursday, and this call I'm on with Andy Stabile from CAA is ending. It's time for my next meeting, which is about an awards show coming to MTV in November, and at least that won't suck.
10 Comments
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:40 am
Dude, you forgot "Young Pete Townsend" Ross Martin
http://twitter.com/account/profile_image/rossplus...
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
you dont suck — that i know of!!! lol lol
July 24th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Great blog guys, nothing better than seeing my name on a gravestone!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
"oh the life"
I couldn't help but to notice the comedy/tragedy masks on the gravestone so I did a little research on your man there. You'll love this:
http://www.wildwildwest.org/www/rmbio/rm_bio.html
July 24th, 2009 at 2:24 am
greg — i know! that's nuts right? he woulda been in reboot, too.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I can name at least …..4 people who suck more than you do. And one of them hails from our favorite company.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Don't forget the "Multi-preneurial." "Multi-talented." "Paradoxical." "Scattered." "Schizophrenic." Ross D. Martin, MD, MHA – http://www.rossmartinmd.com/ Oh and "Poser Ross" actually look kinda like a bad-ass.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Dopplegangers rock! http://www.martin-ross.com/bio.htm
July 24th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I'm the author of http://www.wildwildwest.org/www/rmbio/rm_bio.html and Admin of that web site. To the fans of the TV show, Ross Martin is practically god. Your "Famous" Ross Martin is the gentleman under the grave marker you have pictured for the record.
My Google alert keeps picking your blog up and I always have a good laugh. Keep on being Ross!
July 27th, 2009 at 11:41 am
The other Jason Rzepka would kick your ass – if he hasn't already!
http://www.thefightgame.tv/wck_kickboxing_july_8_...
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