Ross Martin Sucks

July 23, 2009 — 11

Turns out, Ross Martin sucks big time. Ashley pointed this out yesterday. It's another Ross Martin, but still. Seeing a site about how much someone with your name sucks is like seeing a photo of a gravesite with your name on it:     That sucks! Here are some other Ross Martins, some of whom appear to suck more than me, some less... "Fast" Ross Martin   "Slow" Ross Martin    "Premature Ejack" Ross Martin   "Borat" Ross Matin:    "Columbine" Ross Martin   "Captain Awesome" Ross Martin:   "Poser" Ross Martin:   "First Ross Martin To Get To Twitter" Ross Martin
  "Famous" Ross Martin I know there are many ways in which I do suck. In fact, my boss and I were talking about that just last week. I just don't suck enough yet to motivate someone to build a site about how much I suck. Or I suck so bad that someone's taking a long time to build another site about how bad I suck, and it's just not ready yet. Either way, it's Thursday, and this call I'm on with Andy Stabile from CAA is ending. It's time for my next meeting, which is about an awards show coming to MTV in November, and at least that won't suck.


  • Slimdog Millionaire

    July 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    you dont suck — that i know of!!! lol lol


  • Ross Martin

    July 24, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Great blog guys, nothing better than seeing my name on a gravestone!


  • The Real Ross Martin

    July 24, 2009 at 2:24 am

    greg — i know! that's nuts right? he woulda been in reboot, too.


  • mspielman

    July 24, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    I can name at least …..4 people who suck more than you do. And one of them hails from our favorite company.


  • Stephen Schutzman

    July 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Don't forget the "Multi-preneurial." "Multi-talented." "Paradoxical." "Scattered." "Schizophrenic." Ross D. Martin, MD, MHA – Oh and "Poser Ross" actually look kinda like a bad-ass.


  • Kristin Sabo

    July 24, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    I'm the author of and Admin of that web site. To the fans of the TV show, Ross Martin is practically god. Your "Famous" Ross Martin is the gentleman under the grave marker you have pictured for the record.

    My Google alert keeps picking your blog up and I always have a good laugh. Keep on being Ross!


  • Ross

    May 19, 2011 at 4:45 am

    Yeah, it totally sucks to see your name, my name, Ross Martin, as 'sucks' when they're not even talking about you. I grew up in NY, lived in Los Angeles for 18 years and now currently in Vegas. Having grown up being asked about the actor, Ross Martin, no, I'm not related to him either. Maybe you are! I did get into the film business, but I'm a writer, director and editor from the Wild, Wild East! After that and discovering other Ross Martins in the film and TV businesses, I started to resort to using my middle initial, H. So, I am Ross H. Martin. Fun blog!


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