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“Shh Don’t Tell Steve” My Favorite Follow On Twitter

November 13, 2009 — 3

telephone_shhh I feel like there's a series here. I do. I mean, if shitmydadsays can develop a series for CBS inspired by his tweets, which my friends think will fail (but I don't), this is even better and more us. Here are some recent tweets from this guy Steve's roommate. The set-up is that Steve doesn't know his roommate's tweeting his every move. Fake? Yes, but still great... Overheard Steve and BG coming out of his room. Steve: "What? I showered." BG: "Did you use soap?" about 16 hours ago from web Steve on ditching class this semester: "You just say you're not feeling well, they assume you have swine flu, so you're golden." about 18 hours ago from web Steve finally crashed. Place smells like Totino's pizza rolls, Jack Daniels and B.O. I don't know if I can live like this much longer. 7:07 PM Nov 11th from web Here's some from last week... Steve is hitting the gym. Said that he likes to go when the women's yoga class is happening so he can watch it from the treadmill. 2:52 PM Nov 6th from web Steve's room still a mess from Halloween. Air Fresheners hanging and 1/2 filled beer cups makes it smell like a Christmas Tree Lot/Dive bar. 1:33 PM Nov 6th from web And more... Steve's Dad called to tell him that he can't use the emergency credit card to buy stuff from our Liquor Store or to buy Paintball supplies. 5:27 PM Nov 2nd from web Steve apologetic about Saturday. Cleaned up sink, but maintains position that he wasn’t “that bad”. BG maintains Steve was a “jerk…again”. 3:03 PM Nov 2nd from web Steve threw up in our kitchen sink because he thought it would be "rude" to skip line for bathroom. People starting to call it a night. 1:46 AM Nov 1st from web Steve loudly challenging people to a drinking contest. Nobody biting, so he's just doing shots and declaring himself the winner. 1:33 AM Nov 1st from web You can follow shhdonttellsteve on twitter here.

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