Tag: snl
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Trying Out My New Starbucks Name
Amorpha is a genus of plants in the pea family, Fabaceae. It’s also the name made famous by this SNL skit: Inspired by countless visits to Starbucks in which my name and my friends’ names are mis-transposed onto cups via green or black markers, I set out to test my new “Starbucks Name” in the field. Each time I’m asked for my name…
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Norwegian Superstar Tommy: “What If I Came To Your Fridge And Took YOUR Butter?”
“You don’t know how it feels being without butter in Christmastime.” And one Norwegian interweb celeb doesn’t think it’s funny, Seth Meyers. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new global superstar Tommy, whose 15 minutes begin now. Girl’s freakin pissed: Oh, and the wonderful, obligatory American webcam op ed from guy with questionable hat: (Thanks to…
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I Just Had Sex (With Jessica Alba, Blake Lively, John McEnroe, Akon & The Lonely Island)