Tag: stephen schutzman

  • UPDATE: More Kneebutts Inspired By Cisco Adler

    Just a reminder, first, that it’s not what it appears to be. Ever since my post about Cisco Adler’s website kneebutt.com, many of you have been sending me photos of your knees/elbows bent into suggestive poses resembling other parts of your bodies. AGAIN, PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE ELBOWS AND KNEES! You should send them to…

  • Jonathan Safran Foer Almost Ruins Thanksgiving

      When I told Jonathan Safran Foer that I get my turkey from a place in Brooklyn that only sells fresh, grass-fed, organic, cage-free, well-groomed, gorgeous, well-educated Turkeys…he ruined it. “Unlikely, ” he said. “That turkey most definitely comes from a factory farm.” I am not sure I can be friends with Jonathan anymore, after…

  • “Professors Strike Back” — The Top 8 From ratemyprofessors.com

    If you ask me, RateMyProfessors.com is nearly a perfect site. Why? Because it combines quick, hilarious entertainment with the value of a simple, reliable utility. Today, any college kid who ends up in a class with a shitty professor…has no one to blame but himself. There’s literally no reason to ever register for a college…