Tag: steve schutzman
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Jordana Munk Martin Rocks The Mic
Major props to Jordana, who had the crowd at Steve Schutzman’s wedding eating out of her hand, Friday night, while I was her powerpoint DJ in the background…
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UPDATE: More Kneebutts Inspired By Cisco Adler
Just a reminder, first, that it’s not what it appears to be. Ever since my post about Cisco Adler’s website kneebutt.com, many of you have been sending me photos of your knees/elbows bent into suggestive poses resembling other parts of your bodies. AGAIN, PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE ELBOWS AND KNEES! You should send them to…
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Cisco Adler’s (Not What You Think!) Kneebutts
Well good morning. Steve Schutzman just showed me this site that Cisco Adler started. I am bummed because I’ve been doing “kneebuts” and “elbowcracks” for about 15 years, but I wasn’t smart enough to photograph and catalogue my best fake nastiness. Anyway, I’ve been staring at his site the entire time I’ve been on this…
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Jonathan Safran Foer Almost Ruins Thanksgiving
When I told Jonathan Safran Foer that I get my turkey from a place in Brooklyn that only sells fresh, grass-fed, organic, cage-free, well-groomed, gorgeous, well-educated Turkeys…he ruined it. “Unlikely, ” he said. “That turkey most definitely comes from a factory farm.” I am not sure I can be friends with Jonathan anymore, after…
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“Professors Strike Back” — The Top 8 From ratemyprofessors.com
If you ask me, RateMyProfessors.com is nearly a perfect site. Why? Because it combines quick, hilarious entertainment with the value of a simple, reliable utility. Today, any college kid who ends up in a class with a shitty professor…has no one to blame but himself. There’s literally no reason to ever register for a college…