Tag: world record
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Recordsetter: The New World Record For World Records
I swear I’m not pimpin this book because I’m in it. Ok, I am, a little. But for reals, the founders of Recordsetter, Dan Rollman and Corey Henderson, embody (and keep track of) the best of the best of Millennial culture. For as long as most of us can remember, a spot in the Guinness Book of World…
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The Ear Wiggling Champion Of The World Is Famous
As you know, I am the Ear Wiggling World Record Holder. What you might not know is that I am recognized wherever I go. My latest example is this: I enter a party with a famous person (who shall remain nameless) last week. She looks gorgeous, as always. I look, well, less gorgeous. Guess which…
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Confession: A Man Of God Inspired My Wiggling
Something I need to admit to our readers: As a small boy, I was forced to attend the state assembly with my family. Bored to death in the front row, I caught the attention of a man named Thomas Monson, who was on stage. To amuse myself, I began to imitate him. When he crossed…
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I Think I Accidentally Just Set The New World Record For Most Ear Wiggles In :30 Seconds
Last night, here in Monterrey, CA, I was scheduled to appear on stage to attempt to set the new world record for “Most Ear Wiggles In :30 Seconds.” The current official world record is 64, set by Sean Goldsmith on August 3, 2009. Sean beat the old record (61) set by Rachel Sklar. In a…
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Follow @URDB & Set A New World Record
Not sure when I first discovered that I can wiggle my ears, but for years it’s come in handy, especially when I run out of things to say in awkward social situations. “Look what I can do,” I’ll exclaim, pretending that I’m surprised by my own ability, as if I just discovered I could do…