Why Every Rich Person Needs A Yacht
Hi there. Are you very rich? Well, after the
patriots protestors are done with “Occupy Wall Street,” they are going to come to your house and take your all your fucking money.
So if you’re loaded and you’re concerned they (or the government) are gonna come get you, you need an escape plan. One way is to build a tunnel to the home of a less rich friend. Another is to put a helipad on your roof. And a third option, as Gawker points out, is this fucking getaway yacht!