“Fucked In Park Slope” Is My New Friday Follow on Twitter
Ever since Erica, Greg and Benjamin paid sweet homage to the profound Brooklyn shofar glory of Andy Bachman, I’m a believer. This site is pure neighborhoodishly awesome. I mean, where else you gonna find a story about Adrien Grenier’s delinquent employment record at the Park Slope Food Coop?
And where else you gonna find a dictionary like this:
*BALLER – n. Kid free-n-lovin it
*BREEDER – n. Baby maker
*BR-ALLER – n. a BREEDER who’s proven themselves to be cool enough that, despite their tendencies to procreate, can still maintain the basic principles of a BALLER attitude and lifestyle.
*COOPRETARD – n. Any annoying person who works at the Park Slope Food Coop
*FIPS – n. Fucked in Park Slope; the most badass’d blog on the dub dub dub
*SILTH – n. Sloper I’d Like To Hurt
*SAHM (or “SHAM”) – n. Stay At Home Mom
*SCHADENFOER – n. The feeling of envy and/or hate toward literary wunderkind and Park Slope resident, Jonathan Safran Foer
Whether you live in Park Slope or just hate those of us who do*, this one’s for you.
PS Congratulations to my friend Amy Sohn, who is officially regarded by “Fucked In Park Slope” as a “br-aller,” as defined above. For more Amy Sohn, check out her new book (about, you guessed it, Park freakin Slope).
* We live in Prospect Heights, actually. Or, as Courtney likes to say, “Bed Stuy”
October 10, 2009 at 1:20 am
SCHADENFOER is friggin genius
October 9, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Addicted to this site
Fucked in Park Slope
October 10, 2009 at 2:44 am
Thanks for the shoutout, yo! And there ain't no shame in your Prospect Heights, game! (well, mostly…)
October 10, 2009 at 2:56 am
My boy Tom Russell also drops Slope knowledge
can never get enough of that CH photo.
October 15, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Yo yo!!! Pro-He in the sequel! Let’s have a “development” meeting.