It’s Official: I Just Set A New World Record

September 1, 2009 — 10

Tonight, I realized a lifelong dream. Officials from the Universal Record Data Base have contacted me to confirm I set the new world record for MOST EAR WIGGLES IN :30 SECONDS.

Thank you to my family and friends, to all those who believed that one day I would amount to more than a ___________. Special thanks to the inimitable Jordan “Cosell” Berman for his expert play by play and maximum respect to Rachel Sklar and Sean Goldsmith for inspiring me to beat them.


  • SIlvio Brehms

    September 2, 2009 at 2:39 am

    YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kristof

    September 2, 2009 at 2:40 am

    I can wiggle 76 times with both ears and nose or just one ear at a time you see in 30 second and i am coming for you mr martin!!!

  • George

    September 2, 2009 at 2:48 am

    I always knew you'd do something special one day. F the poetry et al. You are the proverbial Man.

  • Carole Robinson

    September 2, 2009 at 2:49 am

    I can't wiggle at ALL and I am very impressed.

  • Bjenner

    September 2, 2009 at 2:57 am

    Congratulations Ross!! Always knew you could do it! xoxo Barb Jenner

  • @twofones

    September 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Most ear wiggles in :30 seconds, and yet the video is three minutes long. Just saying.

  • Rob

    September 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    My wife has been know to ear wiggle from time to time..'clearly a skill acquired from the Kessler side of the fam. Even so, cousin Aimee couldn't dream of this level of accomplishment. Congratulations!

  • Aimee

    September 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Wow – I guess it's genetic. I'm the only person I know who can wiggle their ears. Amazing genes we have. We are so blessed.

  • Benjamin

    September 4, 2009 at 1:19 am

    Wow. Impressive. Further evidence that your human spirit knows no limits! Congrats!

  • Eda Kapsis

    September 11, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    glad to know YOUR wife had the good sense to encourage your high aspirations. your destiny is to inspire millions in rossmartinized productions – – march on in the good work.

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