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  • The Ear Wiggling Champion Of The World Is Famous

    As you know, I am the Ear Wiggling World Record Holder. What you might not know is that I am recognized wherever I go. My latest example is this: I enter a party with a famous person (who shall remain nameless) last week. She looks gorgeous, as always. I look, well, less gorgeous. Guess which…

  • UPDATE: More Kneebutts Inspired By Cisco Adler

    Just a reminder, first, that it’s not what it appears to be. Ever since my post about Cisco Adler’s website kneebutt.com, many of you have been sending me photos of your knees/elbows bent into suggestive poses resembling other parts of your bodies. AGAIN, PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE ELBOWS AND KNEES! You should send them to…