Jordana’s DIY July 4th

July 5, 2011 — 0

The fireworks must’ve sparked something in wifey because she was on fire last night.  After returning from working in her studio, Jordana got right to work in the house.  It started with some shoe surgery, turning these greek sandals into a a more suitable contraption for our 2 year-old.

Then she moved outside.  After a lengthy debate (two centimeters this way or that), she hung this long, thin shelf on the back deck.  She intends to put rocks, small plants and found wood on it.


Then back inside for the mother of all jobs — reupholstering our couch.  Who reupholsters their fucking couch at midnight on July 4th?  After teaming up with our friend to saw the couch’s arm off?

Right about here is where I fell asleep standing up, loving my wife more than anything in the world, and realizing my poetry degree prepared me to be her apprentice in life and all forms of domestic construction.

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