“You don’t know how it feels being without butter in Christmastime.”  And one Norwegian interweb celeb doesn’t think it’s funny, Seth Meyers. 

 Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new global superstar Tommy, whose 15 minutes begin now.  Girl’s freakin pissed:

Oh, and the wonderful, obligatory American webcam op ed from guy with questionable hat:

 (Thanks to Jordana for the intro to Tommy)